Transcript of voice memo, dated 18th March 2024: Welcome, welcome! Step inside my Citadel of Solitude. The house is complete, an architectural marvel standing tall against the Mornington horizon. A beacon of resilience, a fortress of survival cloaked in opulence. Thanks to the building companies close to the Mornington Peninsula, this dream of mine has …
The day of the final has arrived. Anticipation looms in the air, and in the middle of it all, stands our four-wheeled finalist, the ute. As the announcement blares through the speakers, a wave of shock and disbelief crashes over me. The ute… the ute has won, decked out with one of Melbourne’s best 4×4 …
Hey there, it’s me – the devil-may-care canine that’s been turning heads and raising eyebrows around town. You’ve seen me cruising down the highways, tail wagging to the rhythm of the road. I know what you’re thinking – “A dog? Driving a car?” And to that I say, why not? Now, I won’t get into …
Have you ever had one of those days that just makes you question your life choices? Yep, me too. Hi, I’m Bob, owner and operator of Bayside Burgers. My story starts on a typical Melbourne morning, where the only thing colder than the coffee in my thermos was the look Jimmy P gave me as …
A new dawn rose in Adelaide, illuminating the headquarters of Heroic Hearts. They had a new mission and a new member. Jasmine, the thief-turned-ally, possessed the power of teleportation, but she struggled to control it due to her anxiety disorder. Their task was two-fold: return the ancient artefact to the museum and help Jasmine control …
In Two Timber Towers, the second instalment of the Lord of the Timber trilogy, the Fellowship of Timber is tasked with thwarting the evil Dark Lord Sawron. The film opens with the Fellowship members separated, each facing their challenges. Tomlin Oakenshield and his companion, Barkley, discover the ancient Timber Towers in Eldwood Forest. The Wood …
As the summer sun set on the horizon, Marty McDrive was packing his belongings, ready to leave for uni. He couldn’t help but reflect on the incredible adventures through time he had experienced with Doc Tray and their time-travelling ute. Just as Marty was about to say his goodbyes to Doc, they received a distress …
After exposing the double standards of the anti-air conditioning lobby’s CEO, Mr Summersbane, John Coolman thought the chapter was closed. However, he soon discovered that Summersbane had escaped with a stolen prototype heater capable of controlling the weather! John, as ‘The Cool Avenger,’ realised the grave danger of the device in the wrong hands. Summersbane …
As Lucky and Ben travelled down the highway, Ben suggested they make a pit stop in Underwood to find someone capable of helping them reach Melbourne undetected. Lucky agreed, eager to see more of the world. When they arrived, the sun was scorching. Underwood was a bustling hub of mechanics, garages and a variety of …
Shh! It’s a secret, but I recently struck the jackpot and won the lottery. Yes, that elusive anonymous winner everyone in Victoria is searching for? Well, it’s me. I now possess a staggering fifty million dollars, and the possibilities are endless. While I haven’t made concrete plans for all the money yet, I am committed …